How to hug a baby.

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Attention all dogs! The following are important instructions for every dog to know.

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1.First, spy a baby:

2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is, indeed, a baby.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.

4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.

Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

Good luck to all of you!

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Be a Better Kisser

from Men's Health

Think you're a good kisser? Read this before you answer -- we asked women (and a scientist) what works

Want to see her again? Leave her with a kiss she'll remember.

Good kissing technique can pave the way to a long-term relationship -- and the sex that comes with it -- or leave you spending the night alone.

And when you're in a committed relationship, your girlfriend or wife still judges you by your kisses.

Those are the conclusions from a new study of kissing.

Whether it's your first kiss or your fiftieth, "women, more so than men, use kissing as an assessment device," says Susan M. Hughes, Ph.D. "Men, however, would forgo kissing as long as they can have sex."

Hughes led the study at the University of Albany, which found that men and women not only kiss for different reasons, they also prefer different types of kissing.

And a good kiss can lead to many more.

"The first kiss is a deal-breaker in terms of determining how the relationship will play out. A woman feels a kiss can predict how good of a lover a guy will be. A bad kiss will deter her from getting involved with him," Hughes says.

Jen, a 27-year-old from New York City, says she'd start a relationship with a guy based on his kissing.

"If a man is conscientious and intuitive enough to kiss me in a way that makes me feel special and cared about, then that tells me he's the kind of man I'd like to be in a relationship with," she says.

The First Kiss

What's your best kissing strategy?

First, always carry a mint. Women evaluate you by the way your breath smells and mouth tastes.

Hughes says kissing provides information about potential health problems; your hygiene is important.

"An immediate turn-off would be bad breath," says Kristina, 22, from San Diego.

Lips are important too.

"Kissing requires good breath and moist, non-crusty or chapped lips," says Whitney, 27, of Philadelphia. "These things show a guy takes care of himself, a crucial sign he can care for others. Good breath and moist lips may also indicate that he was considerate enough to freshen up after the garlic-bread appetizer."

And take it easy on your first kiss -- the study found that men prefer wetter kisses and more tongue action than women.

"I like when the man initiates the kiss without being forceful or pushy," Jen says. "When I first met my boyfriend, I broke a strict personal rule and kissed him on the middle of a dance floor. It was a really perfect moment. We were both sweaty, wasted, and really digging each other -- and he just looked down at me and laid one on. His taking that initiative led to a 2-year relationship that's still going strong."

Kristina says overeager kisses are always bad. "Sometimes it seems like he's eating your face off. A good kiss would be relaxed and natural," she says.

Does that mean no tongue on a first kiss? Not always.

"If it's the first one, a willingness to explore with pressure, tongue, and body positioning is good," Whitney says. "A gentle but firm and controlled touch on my face or back is great; covering my lips and chin with his mouth is not."

"A good kiss combines spontaneity, tongue but not too much force, light nibbling to my lower lip, and using your hands to touch other parts of my body," says Kristy, 24, of New York. "That combo equals euphoria for me."

Kissing and Sex

Don't think that a kiss guarantees you'll go back to her place.

"Men were much more likely to have sex with a bad kisser than women," Hughes says. "As long as males get sexual access, then kissing is rather irrelevant. For females, that's not the case."

"I try to stay away from guys who are sleazy, and if the guy only wants sex, that's super sleazy," Whitney says. "Why consider bringing yourself to his level by kissing him even after realizing that he only wants sex?

"Even if the physical attraction has a greater pull than the world's strongest magnet, at the end of the day, you'll wonder why you laid down your hand so willingly."

If you're in a relationship, you should know there's no sex without kissing.

"Kissing and making out are the ultimate foreplay -- how can you get in the mood without testing the waters first?" Jen says.

"Kissing is the starting line for sex," says Whitney. "It heightens my senses and sends me into overdrive. Kissing brings you face to face and forces you to look into the eyes of the person with whom you're about to share this incredible experience."

Women in the study said kissing was important before, during, and after sex -- and we're talking about her mouth here.

"Kissing helps get your partner aroused for sex," Hughes says. "And, afterward, women want more kissing because it creates more of a bond."

So if you want to keep her happy, kiss and cuddle after sex.

Many Kisses Later

The first smooch may score you a second date, but for women, kisses are important throughout a relationship.

"Once the initial excitement of a new relationship settles, kissing is sometimes the first thing that becomes routine -- if you let it," Kristy says. "If you don't, though, then a great kiss can let me know how much you love me even if I'm not wearing make up and I have old sweatpants on and my hair is frizzy."

"Long-term relationships need lots of rekindling on a regular basis, and a simple kiss is a great way to do this," Jen explains. "A kiss can mean anything from, 'I know you're working hard on a big project right now, but I want to remind you I love and support you' to 'Turn off the TV and come to bed with me.'"

Rebecca, 25, from Baltimore, agrees that kissing is really important and can help bring her out of a bad mood.

"A kiss can be anything from foreplay to a reminder that I've been missed all day," she says. "Sometimes when I'm upset, angry, or distracted, a kiss full on the lips can bring me out of a funk in a second."

The frequency and quality of kisses can also be a sign of potential problems, Hughes says. "Women use kisses to gauge how the relationship is going and to create a bond. If you kissed a lot in the beginning of your relationship, but you don't now, she may become concerned."

But don't try to kiss your way out of a fight.

"Men feel this can be a reconciliation gesture to recreate the bond," Hughes says. "They use kissing to make sure the status of the relationship is back to where it was before the fight."

And this attempt rarely works.

"If the fight is about anything more serious than a misplaced sock, it's insulting he would try to pacify me over an issue presumably important enough to fight about by using what's supposed to be a romantic gesture," Whitney says.

Kristina agrees: "What a cop-out that would be. I can't be won over by just a kiss. He needs to do better than that."

But some women have been known to give in to a well-executed, heartfelt smooch.

"It depends on what the fight was about," Rebecca says. "If I'm in the middle of a belligerent exclamation, kissing me is only going to make me more angry. But if he catches me in between, grabs my shoulders, looks me in the eyes, and kisses me like he means it, I've been known to discontinue the fight. It's much easier to have a level conversation after we're both sexually sated anyway."

6 Secret Ways to Turn Her On

By: Sarah Miller

Rest assured, every woman wants to be seduced.

We just don't like guys who go for the seduction jugular: the champagne, the Barry White, the walk on the beach. A man who has tried one of these, or, God forbid, all of them at once, is a man who knows well the face of humiliation and failure.

No, the key to putting a woman in the mood for sex is not to advertise how much you want her, but, rather, to quietly make clear why she should want you. When it comes to sex, in other words, you don't need a billboard--you need sneaky subliminal messages.

They used to use tricks like these to sell more Coke at the movies. Now you can use them to get more women.

1. Ditch the cell.

(Wait. You'd better not be wearing one, because if you are, you're a walking seduction-free zone. This includes beepers.) First of all, women are very serious about our schedules, and if we've set aside time to spend with you, we're not keen on sharing it with your free minutes. Second, when chatting on the phone, you can't help but reveal some of the ins and outs of your work or private life, and that kind of openness is girly, creepy, and not sexy.

But here's the biggest problem: Any guy who can't go 2 hours without checking in with his friends, his job, his family, comes across as desperately insecure. Go ahead and actually turn it off in front of her. She will recognize you as the man who is comfortable and at peace with what's in front of him, and thank her stars you're not the guy who's always wondering what and who is next.

Watch out: Putting your phone on vibrate and repeatedly checking to see who's calling without answering not only is not seductive, but also shows you're kind of an arrogant jerk.

2. Fix something.

Men fixing broken things--light switches, toasters, clogged toilets--is a tradition that dates back to, well, a time when men did things besides nod, point, and hand other men their debit cards. We know that you probably can't gap your points or replace the alternator in your Hyundai. But with a little practice, and some very basic, moron-friendly manuals, you can do plenty of other tasks that would establish you as a Competent Male. If you're going to do this, though, try to do it in her presence. And it's okay, even advisable, to swear if you can't find the right tools, as long as you don't complain.

Danger zone: Don't get dirt on your face unless you're doing something fairly complicated. There's a fine line between looking manly and looking like a doofus with dirt on his face.

3. Read a book.

Allow me to interrupt that thrilling game of Ghost Recon to pose the following question: Do you have any idea of the mass quantity of ass you could get just by reading one book? Women read a lot, and, like pretty much everything else we do, we like to talk about it. Only we can rarely talk about it with guys, because, well, many of you (although not necessarily you personally) are Neanderthals growing slowly illiterate in front of an Xbox. But imagine yourself talking to a pretty woman, and she mentions that she's reading a book, and you've actually read it, too! So if this pretty woman thought you were cute, now she thinks you're smart, too.

Also: Reading in public is a great way to give women an excuse to talk to you.

4. Replace the bottles on the office watercooler.

Modern life, what with its dearth of catapults, marauding wolves, and barn raisings, doesn't provide men with many opportunities to show off their brute strength. It's a very lucky accident that in the midst of all this ease-making progress, we've managed to poison our drinking-water supply.

And since somebody has to replace those unwieldy 5-gallon plastic containers on the office cooler, it might as well be you. It's such a quick, easy way to make the chicks in the office sit up and take notice of your athletic prowess. You know those bottles aren't that heavy, but who cares, because women think they are, Hercules.

Alternative: If you don't have a watercooler in your office, be the first to offer your man power when a stalled or stuck-in-the-snow car needs a push. You want to make your point and then get back to work. There's a reason they call it "the strong, silent type."

5. Write e-mails that are more than five syllables long.

If you're dating a woman, really like her, and yet insist on writing her e-mails that read "ok cu later," you are such an idiot that I don't even know why I'm trying to help you. Men are all about keeping things short and to the point. And when it comes to business correspondence or letting your friends know where you're watching the Dolphins game, that's fine. But short and to the point, in chick world, translates into BORING and UNIMAGINATIVE and--the worst sin of all--UNINTERESTED.

You don't have to get all Cyrano de Bergerac on her ass. But an interesting sentence or two, please, is so easy and so, so point scoring. Examples? She writes, "How was your night?" DO NOT write back, "It was okay." Even if all you did was drink two beers and watch CSI, have something to say. Like, "Do you think real female forensic investigators all wear those low-cut pants?" Just some evidence, please, that you are a living, breathing, thinking human being who doesn't spend all his time away from her staring at a wall. Because that's the image "It was okay" evokes.

Oh, and: "It was okay, how was yours?" is not an improvement over "It was okay." Cop-out is written all over it.

6. Disagree with her.

I have a friend, Nancy, who is extremely beautiful. She is the sort of woman for whom men will do just about anything. She sort of knows this, so she has a tendency to test the limits of their patience and generosity. One day, she was going on and on to her boyfriend about something he had done wrong. He apologized. He apologized twice. And she still went on and on. Finally, he looked right at her, at her perfect arms crossed self-righteously across her perfect breasts as her perfect mouth issued forth criticism after criticism, and said, "Would you please shut the fu-- up?"

She made passionate love to him thereafter and, basically, hasn't stopped since. We're not saying you should shoot down all our complaints by dropping f-bombs, but appeasement isn't always your best move, especially when we've gotten out of hand.

Moral: We're pathetic this way, but you're at your most attractive when you're just totally over us.